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Heather Wears Bikini to Lake

Updated: Oct 18, 2021

Actress/model Heather Schwartz was spotted donning a two-piece bathing suit at the lake over the weekend, looking toned and trim with full-on six-pack abs just nine years after giving birth to her second child. She declined to provide a photo.

Asked how she maintains her figure, she deflected the question, commenting instead on the salt and vinegar potato chips she was eating: "Mmm! They're even crunchier straight from the bag!"

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