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Local woman literally begs friends to subscribe to blog

Updated: Oct 18, 2021

It began as a quiet project she wasn't sure she wanted to share with anyone. But it was on the World Wide Web, after all. So local woman Heather Schwartz began to feel it might make sense to have some subscribers to the blog she was writing on her new website,

Again, that's All you have to do is type in your email into the very obvious box at the top of the page.

"I'm still shy about sharing it, but I figure I can ask my friends, right?" Heather said, secretly considering it might easier to exit society and live out her days in obscurity in a cave somewhere . "Anyway, how am I supposed to eventually get a book deal out of this without at least a couple of subscribers?"

When pressed, she admitted she does have one subscriber so far: Zach, from

Wix tech support. "I'm pretty sure he stayed subscribed after the call," she said. "I don't know how to check that, though. I might have to call tech support again."

At press time, the Quiet Girl Comedy blog still had between zero and one subscribers.

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